Money

It's rather unnerving to look up one's account online, only to discover there are approximately eight dollars available and one outstanding cheque of thirty dollars. But that's why parents are such wonderful things. In many ways I still feel like a baby bird relying on my mom and dad's puked-up resources, because I'm completely helpless on my own and all I ever do is sit around with my mouth wide open, begging to be sustained. Maybe when I become rich I'll buy them a nice retirement cabin at Christopher Lake. Or a '55 Chevy and a baby grand piano.