Top 10 Things That Make Me Happy Right Now

10. Walking in the rain with an umbrella
9. The cute ladies at work
8. The fact that I'm going home next Wednesday! Wooo!
7. Good memories
6. Saskatoon
5. The anticipation of having a good sleep tonight
4. Chocolate
3. The movie Hitch
2. Tomorrow is Sunday
1. That God is so real

Story

So this morning I was shaving my armpits in the shower. I perfectly lathered them up with melon- scented lotion, then deftly plucked the razor from the windowsill. Upon proceeding to drag the razor down my stubbly underarms, I managed to uncover a trail of lather-free, unaffected hairs. I tried a second swipe, then a third, all to no avail. Irritation mounted. Turning the razor upside-down, I made an upward stroke, but this effort also proved fruitless. By this point I was not only frustrated; confusion set in as well. With squinty eyes, I peered closely at the useless razorhead and gently ran my thumb over the blades.
AND I SLICED MY THUMB WIDE OPEN!
Actually, no. I just discovered that I had left the plastic cover on and had a good laugh at myself and decided to blog about it since I haven't blogged about anything for a few days.
The End.

Pass the Gossip, Please

Hi all my loyal fans! (That is, Amy and Challis.) I have nothing stellar to say in any way, shape, or form. But my first order of business is asking Amy who told who not to come to her garage sale? That is freaking hilarious! "You're not coming to my birthday party" must involve into "You're not coming to my garage sale" as we get older. And finally, "You're not coming to my funeral!" Oh, how much we have to look forward to! (But I guess you don't have to tell me who said that to who, or else we're just gossipers too.)
Second order of business is what one of the ladies at work says to me all the time: "Oh, you're such a lovely pussy! Just a lovely pussy! Yes, you are!" (Dementia + Love of cats + Complimentary Lady = Me Trying Not To Laugh).
Third order of business...I can't believe Dena and Greg are getting married next weekend! That came, like, so fast!
Fourth order of business...ha ha Amy, we're having sweet mother weather up here! It's hot hot hot! What a beautiful walk I had on the train bridge yesterday!
Finally, I must go. The dirty dishes are calling my name -- almost literally. I'm sure something living must have grown from them by now.