Punny

I've decided one of the reasons I like working at the care home is because I can finally let loose all the corny puns I've built up over the weeks...and people will actually laugh at them! They're not courtesy laughs either, they're real. We all know the difference.
The sad thing is, I don't find my puns very funny. They just pop into my head all the time and I have to let them out, but I'm afraid all my witty friends would be less than receptive. So I unleash my punning powers on seniors whose cackles make the wait worthwhile.