To the Tune of a Popular Christmas Song

It's the most wonderful time of the month....
with pain in your belly and legs feel like jelly
and you want to punch...
anybody who belittles your pain.

It's the yuck, yuckiest feeling of all....
with diapers and pain pills and lots of dizzy spells
that might make you fall....
and on top of that you want to barf...

Whimpering, moaning,
complaining and groaning
are quite hand-in-hand with these days...
those fetal positions
and gaseous emissions
might help you endure this tough phase...

They're the most interesting days of the year,
when people are thinking that they might be stinking
and step out in fear...
but at least then you are done for a month.