Top Ten Fun Things of Late

10. Royal Simon ForgetFully Flushed Someone. 3, 2, 1, Highballs!
9. Accompanying someone to the library who sighs loudly every time she turns a page.
8. Watching as other library patrons try their best not to show their impatience.
7. Putting an outfit together to go with a new sweater vest from Value Village.
6. Seeing a roommate win $125 at Bingo.
5. Pushing a wheelchair across an icy parking lot with non-grippy shoes.
4. Making and eating waffle chips in a bowl with syrup.
3. Watching a movie, containing gay sexual tension, with a roomful of awkward guys.
2. Seeing Wallace scrape ice off his car on CTV News.
1. Ole's nipple ring.